Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Contest Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said, Sorry, no professionals.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders in the shower to keep from slipping down the drain.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Parking Meter Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tail Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Reality TV Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a mirror on the TV screen so she could watch a reality show.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Pour Water Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she can’t pour water from a pitcher with instructions on the bottom.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Drive-In Yo’ Mama is so fat, she dresses like a Chevrolet and gets in free at the drive-in.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… The Gym Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is Like… Phone Plan Yo’ Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute — anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.