Work Jokes

Work Jokes – Lawyers and God What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.

Work Jokes – Microsoft and a Halter Top What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common? Both offer very little support!

Work Jokes – Tardy Blonde Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

Work Jokes – Attention Shoppers! Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart? Because he heard kids pants were half-off!

Work Jokes – Lawyers and Walls Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall? A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

Work Jokes – Lawyers on the Beach How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand.

Work Jokes – Buried Lawyers Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Work Jokes – A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.

Work Jokes – Lonely Bones Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because it had no body to go with.

Work Jokes – Sign on the Brothel Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it. We’re closed.