Travel Jokes

Travel Jokes – New Yorkers and Light Bulbs Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. What are you — stupid?

Travel Jokes – Mexican Funeral Q: What’s the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Travel Jokes – Trucks and Babies Q: What do a Kenworth semi-truck and a test tube baby have in common? A: Neither one’s Peterbilt.

Travel Jokes – Flighty Blonde Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.

Travel Jokes – Blonde and Tracks Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They’ve both been laid all over America.

Travel Jokes – Loser Booty Call… Bus Pass Want to get out of this place? I’ve got an hour left before my bus pass expires.

Travel Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Road Sign Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she left her car at a stop sign because it never changed to go.

Travel Jokes – Porcupine vs. Bus Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bus? A: A bus has the pricks on the inside.

Travel Jokes – Children and Cars Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

Travel Jokes – Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.