Technology Jokes

Technology Jokes – Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.

Technology Jokes – Blondes Blow It Q: What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? A: Data transfer.

Technology Jokes – Blonde Phone Sex Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn’t fit over the phone.

Technology Jokes – Baby Digital Watch Q: What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch? A: Look Ma, no hands!

Technology Jokes – Woman -vs- Computer Geek Joke Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Women don’t take 3 1/2” floppies.

Technology Jokes – Systems Engineering Humor What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin’ know-it-all!

Technology Jokes – Programmers and Light Bulb How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.

Technology Jokes – Computer vs. Air Conditioner How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won’t work!

Technology Jokes – Geek Booty Call… Webcam Do you have a webcam in your pocket? ‘Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Technology Jokes – Blonde’s Computer Freeze What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.