Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes – The 69ers What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Sports Jokes – Leper Hockey Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.

Sports Jokes – Of Hoses and Blondes What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Darling.

Sports Jokes – Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Sports Jokes – Mike Tyson’s Computer Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has two bytes and no memory.

Sports Jokes – Q:What do you do to an elephant with three … Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

Sports Jokes – Leprechaun What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.

Sports Jokes – Redskin Trespassing Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard? A: Put in an end zone.

Sports Jokes – Jock Booty Call… Love Bowl Congratulations, you’ve ranked high enough in the polls to play in my Love Bowl. High five!

Sports Jokes – Cereal Killer Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.