Politics Jokes

Politics Jokes – State Puns Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware? A: I don’t know, Alaska.

Politics Jokes – Stand-Up Gandhi A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. I think it would be a good idea.

Politics Jokes – We’s Huntin’ Frenchman What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry. A good days hunting.

Politics Jokes – What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in … What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their Way!

Politics Jokes – Watergate vs. Sexgate Q: What’s the difference between Watergate and Sexgate? A: This time we know who Deep Throat is.

Politics Jokes – Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.

Politics Jokes – Those Shady Frenchies Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade.

Politics Jokes – Clinton and a lightbulb Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Zero. He only screws interns.

Politics Jokes – K-Marts in Afghanistan Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? They are putting in TARGETS!!!

Politics Jokes – Political Pampers How are politicians like diapers? You have to change them both often, and for the same reason.