Pick-Up Lines Jokes

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Loser Booty Call… Smell Wow, you smell good. Maybe I should have showered or something. Yeah, definitely.

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Washington Booty Call… Wood I cannot tell a lie. These dentures aren’t the only thing on me that’s made of wood.

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Medieval Booty Call… Food Want to grab something to eat? I know this serf who makes the most amazing gruel.

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Hobo Booty Call… Fire Why don’t you come over to my oil drum fire? I make a mean plate of boiled shoe leather.

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Panda Booty Call… Pregnant You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Loser Booty Call… Apartment Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it’s probably nicer than my room at the Y.

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Dinosaur Booty Call… Pedal Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m tripedal, if you know what I mean.

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Loser Booty Call… Bus Pass Want to get out of this place? I’ve got an hour left before my bus pass expires.

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Corporate Booty Call… Turnover I may have a permanent position for you to fill, although turnover is very low here.

Pick-Up Lines Jokes – Medieval Booty Call… Bastard How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.