Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes – Buried Lawyers Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Lawyer Jokes – Deathbed Lawyer Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!

Lawyer Jokes – Burried 10 Feet Under Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground? Because deep down, they’re really not that bad!

Lawyer Jokes – Lawyers vs. Vampires Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Lawyer Jokes – A Lawyer and A Politician What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.

Lawyer Jokes – Lawyers and God What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.

Lawyer Jokes – Legal Jargon! Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in shit!

Lawyer Jokes – A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.

Lawyer Jokes – Lawyer Stamps Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps? A: People wouldn’t lick them.

Lawyer Jokes – Lawyers Love Sushi Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It’s called Sosumi.