Jokes about Kids

Jokes about Kids – LSD Cocktail Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control? A: A trip without the kids!

Jokes about Kids – Test Tube Baby Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby? A: Your dad’s a wanker.

Jokes about Kids – The Cookies Crumbled What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of cookie crumbs? A beat-up girl scout.

Jokes about Kids – Cooky Cookie Joke Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors office? A: Because it was feeling crummy.

Jokes about Kids – Lawyers on the Beach How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand.

Jokes about Kids – First Day of School Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison

Jokes about Kids – The Michael Jackson Doll Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? A: You wind it up and it plays with your kids.

Jokes about Kids – Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased… Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble? He wanted to see her bust!

Jokes about Kids – Children and Cars Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

Jokes about Kids – Attention Shoppers! Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart? Because he heard kids pants were half-off!