Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes – Bill Gates’ Honeymoon After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company Microsoft.

Funny Jokes – Blonde Brains Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing.

Funny Jokes – English Jesus Why wasn’t Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin!

Funny Jokes – A.J. Jamal: Big Butt I like a big butt, though. I like a butt so big you can sit a clock radio and a drink on it.

Funny Jokes – Blonde’s Coffin Why’s the blonde’s coffin shaped like a Y? Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!

Funny Jokes – Blonde Bicycle Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Funny Jokes – Cartoon Animal Infidelity Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him? A: He bitch-slapped her.

Funny Jokes – First impressions are everything Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.

Funny Jokes – Joining the Colony Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

Funny Jokes – Air Head on a Beer Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.