Fat Jokes

Fat Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her liposuction.

Fat Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Yellow Raincoat Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, Here comes the school bus.

Fat Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fire Department Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s gotta call the fire department when her hemorrhoids get inflamed.

Fat Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Good Side Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Fat Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sits Around Yo’ Mama is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

Fat Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Birth Certificate Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, her parents got blueprints instead of a birth certificate.

Fat Jokes – You’ll Be So Fat…Full Sweaters You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly button lint, you’ll find full sweaters.

Fat Jokes – You’ll Be So Fat…Facebook Profile Pic You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your next Facebook profile pic will have to be an aerial shot.

Fat Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

Fat Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Population Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.