Dark Humor Jokes – George W. Bush Saved From Drowning Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning? A: You take your foot off his head.
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Dark Humor Jokes – George W. Bush Saved From Drowning Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning? A: You take your foot off his head.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – Lawyers and Walls Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall? A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – Staggering Husband Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard? A: Shoot him again.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – Graveyard Salon Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard? A: Curl Up and Dye.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – Drowning Lawyer Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – Zombie Booty Call… Angel Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Oh no, it was probably when I ate your brain.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – Plastered Lawyers Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.
Read More »Dark Humor Jokes – Visiting Grandma Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to visit grandma today! Shut up and keep digging, boy.
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