Country Jokes

Country Jokes – Arkansas Fertility Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas? A: Sooner or later, they find a potent cousin.

Country Jokes – 132 legs and 8 teeth Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

Country Jokes – Why was the mommy horse Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule? Because he came out half-assed.

Country Jokes – How Many How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time? It depends on how many brothers she has.

Country Jokes – Space Shuttle Redneck Q: How’d the redneck get lost in space? A: He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw.

Country Jokes – Hillbilly Chicks and Bears Q: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common? A: They both lick their paws.

Country Jokes – Tricky, Tricky If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?

Country Jokes – Double Wide Q: What is a double-wide salad? A: It’s for people who can’t afford a house salad.

Country Jokes – American Divorce If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Country Jokes – Rusted Truck You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike.