Celebrity Jokes

Celebrity Jokes – Alexander and Kermit Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? A: Their middle name.

Celebrity Jokes – Mariah’s Buhbuhbirthday Next on Entertainment Tonight, celebrity birthdays: Mariah Carey’s breasts are 2 years old!

Celebrity Jokes – Dr. Dre’s Prognosis How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing

Celebrity Jokes – Jedi Nights Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So that gay men can play Star Wars.

Celebrity Jokes – Big pimpin’ What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush? A pimp with a speech impediment.

Celebrity Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Special Episode Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of Lost.

Celebrity Jokes – Christina Aguilera & Shotgun Q: What does Christina Aguilera have in common with a shotgun? A: Two Cocks And She Blows.

Celebrity Jokes – OJ, Oh No! What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? Your waiter will be right with you!

Celebrity Jokes – Backstreet Boys Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing? A: The male organ.

Celebrity Jokes – Booty Call… Becoming Shirt Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming, too.