Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes – Blonde on the Ceiling Q: How do you get a blonde lesbian to climb the wall? A: Show her the crack in the ceiling.

Blonde Jokes – Blonde and Picture Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Blonde Jokes – The 69ers What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL? Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Blonde Jokes – How do you drown a blonde? How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Blonde Jokes – Blonde Handstand Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.

Blonde Jokes – Blonde Ambition Q: What is every blonde’s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Blonde Jokes – Blonde Destroyer What is a blonde’s definition of a naval destroyer. A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Blonde Jokes – Laptop What’s the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? The blonde operates on more laptops!

Blonde Jokes – Blondes and Buses Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.

Blonde Jokes – Say What Again? Did you hear about the blonde who didn’t catch the joke? It went over her head!