Bad Behavior Jokes

Bad Behavior Jokes – Beer on the Beach Q: Why don’t women like to drink beer on the beach? A: They don’t like getting sand in their Busch.

Bad Behavior Jokes – Men’s Future Q: How do you know when a man’s planning for the future? A: He buys TWO cases of beer.

Bad Behavior Jokes – Singles I met my wife at a singles’ bar. Really? I thought she was home with the kids.

Bad Behavior Jokes – Osama Gets Loaded Why don’t the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars? Because they can get bombed at home.

Bad Behavior Jokes – Three-Legged Dog A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw!”

Bad Behavior Jokes – Depressed Proctologist Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He’s been feeling down in the dumps.

Bad Behavior Jokes – Rogaine and Viagra Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra? A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.

Bad Behavior Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is Such a Drunk… Martinis Yo’ Mama is such a drunk, if it weren’t for the olives in martinis, she would starve.

Bad Behavior Jokes – Moosehead Beer Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? A. By the antler marks on his thighs!

Bad Behavior Jokes – Monster Mystery What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of 12? A redneck bar on friday night