Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes – Shepherd To Shepherd What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here!

Animal Jokes – Childless Smokey the Bear Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? A: Every time his wife got hot, he stamped her out.

Animal Jokes – A Gummy Problem Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken’s foot

Animal Jokes – Huh? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a ‘rough toad to hoe.’

Animal Jokes – Centipede and Parrot Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie.

Animal Jokes – What Came First… Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she dropped them, they’d break.

Animal Jokes – Elephant Encounter Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant? A: Apologize and wipe it off.

Animal Jokes – Trapped Inside a Whale What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run ’round and ’round till you’re all pooped out!

Animal Jokes – Helen Keller’s Dog Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide? Wouldn’t you if your name was ‘Aarghunghnah?

Animal Jokes – Octopus and a Cow Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A: An animal that can milk itself.