Pinky Jokes

Blonde Jokes – Blonde on the Ceiling Q: How do you get a blonde lesbian to climb the wall? A: Show her the crack in the ceiling.

Work Jokes – Lawyers and God What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.

Insults Jokes – Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Blonde Jokes – Blonde and Picture Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Animal Jokes – Shepherd To Shepherd What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here!

Celebrity Jokes – Alexander and Kermit Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? A: Their middle name.

Celebrity Jokes – Mariah’s Buhbuhbirthday Next on Entertainment Tonight, celebrity birthdays: Mariah Carey’s breasts are 2 years old!

Animal Jokes – Childless Smokey the Bear Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? A: Every time his wife got hot, he stamped her out.

Yo Mama Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Contest Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said, Sorry, no professionals.

Men & Women Jokes – Blonde Bicycle Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on.