Money Jokes

Money Jokes – Penny Talk Q: What does one penny say to the other penny? A: Let’s get together and make some cents.

Money Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… KFC Yo’ Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers.

Money Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Air Conditioning Yo’ Mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle in front of her face for air conditioning.

Money Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Mortgage Yo’ Mama is so poor, she had to get a take a second mortgage on her cardboard shelter.

Money Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Restaurant Yo’ Mama is so poor, she’s always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.

Money Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Garbage Can Yo’ Mama is so poor, I sat on a garbage can, and she told me to get off her roof.

Money Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Quarters Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she holds onto quarters tightly in case the the eagles on them fly away.

Money Jokes – Blonde Welfare Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.

Money Jokes – Lawyers vs. Buffalo Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.

Money Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Christmas Toys Yo’ Mama is so poor, all you got for Christmas was a video of other kids playing with toys.