Lookin Good Jokes

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders in the shower to keep from slipping down the drain.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Birth Certificate Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, her parents got blueprints instead of a birth certificate.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Water Bed Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she decided to get a water bed, she bought bedding for Lake Superior.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Run-Away Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she ran away from home, her parents called the dog catcher.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Obese Michigan Mammas How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Marathon Yo’ Mama is so fat, she won a marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Rogaine and Viagra Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra? A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Baboon Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Drive-In Yo’ Mama is so fat, she dresses like a Chevrolet and gets in free at the drive-in.

Lookin’ Good Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her liposuction.