Insults Jokes

Insults Jokes – Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Insults Jokes – Yo mama’s So Stupid…Blizzard Yo’ mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of ’96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

Insults Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Water Bed Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she decided to get a water bed, she bought bedding for Lake Superior.

Insults Jokes – Elephant and Prostitute Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pick-up.

Insults Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Illegitimate Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she couldn’t read.

Insults Jokes – Man and Pig? Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A: You mean there IS a difference?

Insults Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathroom Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, Fourth bottle from the left.

Insults Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Marathon Yo’ Mama is so fat, she won a marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.

Insults Jokes – Hillbilly Chicks and Bears Q: What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common? A: They both lick their paws.

Insults Jokes – Urinalotta Trouble Above the urinal, written on the wall: Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!