Gross Jokes

Gross Jokes – Unwanted Compliment Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

Gross Jokes – Too Much Tea Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pee.

Gross Jokes – Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Gross Jokes – A Little Takeout Humor What did the gay man say in the Chinese restaurant? May I please have the cream of sum yung gai?

Gross Jokes – Overbite Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you’re eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.

Gross Jokes – A Clitoris, an Anniversary and a Toilet Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss them.

Gross Jokes – Tonight’s My Night Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.

Gross Jokes – The Blind Man I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s all coming back to me now.

Gross Jokes – The Desperation of the Undead Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.

Gross Jokes – First impressions are everything Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.